Cursed

I supported Liverpool as a kid.  Heysel and Hillsborough happened.  Then I supported Oldham for many years.  They quickly disappeared from the Premier League, never to come back.  And now Palace - another horrible result today.  I clearly curse whichever team I support.  Therefore, I officially announce that I temporarily rescind my support of Crystal Palace FC - in the unlikely hope that I lift the curse and Palace can turn their abysmal form around and somehow stay up this year.  And if I truly am cursed, then I also categorically state that I wish all the best to Arsenal and Man Utd for this season and all future seasons.