Royal Wedding

I couldn’t give a f*ck about tomorrow’s Royal wedding.  I shall not be getting up at 4.30 am to watch it.  I don’t need to see that ass Piers Morgan being interviewed on yet another talk show as a self-proclaimed royal expert.  I don’t care what kind of nonsense her family is getting up to.  The TV scheduling has been inundated with loads of cringeworthy and mawkish specials in the lead-up to the wedding – unbearable and unwatchable as far as I’m concerned, but apparently Americans lap this kind of sh*t up.  Especially because it’s one of their own.  And at least 10 channels are going to show the wedding live – including all the main networks.  Just horrific.  As you may have guessed, I am not a royalist.