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The ultimate sign I am getting old.  I promised myself I wouldn't take up golf until retirement.  And then last week, a friend gave me a set of old irons and some balls.  And then this week, I ordered a practice net and felt mat - so I guess I'm going to be setting that up in the yard soon and starting to hit some balls.  Yikes - next thing you know, I'm going to be one of those old guys at an exclusive golf club who holds everyone up as they take about 50 shots on each hole (and that's with blatant cheating), who wears absolutely hideous golf outfits, hates seeing women or black people in the clubhouse or on the course, and passionately votes for Trump.  Oh lordy.