Trash

I am fed up with picking up trash from the bottom of my driveway.  Today was a new low as I picked up an empty condom packet.  But this wasn't just at the bottom of my driveway, but actually some way up my driveway.  Almost as if somebody had pulled off the road and used the bottom of my driveway - still hidden from my house - for illicit activities.  That might also explain the strong scent of cigarette smoke that I smelt earlier today - but couldn't locate the source.  Maybe I should just be grateful that I didn't find a used condom.