Wednesday, July 10, 2019
Moles 1-0 Me
You might have won the first battle, but I shall win the war – I just bought some mole killer, not mole repellent or a mole trap. THIS IS SERIOUS. I AM GOING TO DESTROY YOU. You shall pay for the mistakes I made with our first skirmish. Stomping down all your molehills was a fruitless exercise. Especially when you overexert yourself on the stomping and strain a leg muscle and now you can hardly lift up one of your legs without causing great discomfort and pain. A foolish error. But if you continue to dig round my home, then the war must proceed and you have to pay the ultimate price. In the voice of Ivan Drago – I must break you.
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I backing the moles to go 2-0 up. I look forward to the next score update.
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