Wednesday, July 10, 2019

Moles 1-0 Me

You might have won the first battle, but I shall win the war – I just bought some mole killer, not mole repellent or a mole trap.  THIS IS SERIOUS.  I AM GOING TO DESTROY YOU.  You shall pay for the mistakes I made with our first skirmish.  Stomping down all your molehills was a fruitless exercise.  Especially when you overexert yourself on the stomping and strain a leg muscle and now you can hardly lift up one of your legs without causing great discomfort and pain.  A foolish error.  But if you continue to dig round my home, then the war must proceed and you have to pay the ultimate price.  In the voice of Ivan Drago – I must break you.

1 comment:

  1. I backing the moles to go 2-0 up. I look forward to the next score update.

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