Gifts

As much as I bitch and moan about my job, I will say that this is by far the most generous company I've worked at for giving us freebies (though compared to how much profit they make, probably not generous at all!).  And today, we got some gifts to celebrate another drug approval or something.  As usual, the gifts are, how to put this delicately, "interesting".  I think the theme was beach accessories.  So I got a Bluetooth speaker, a towel, a waterproof bag and, perhaps most bizarrely of all, a "Bahia Quick Shelter".  This is, as best as I can tell, essentially a flashy and modern version of a beach windbreak.  So, yet more things that I'll probably never use!