Lottery Fever

We currently have 2 huge lottery jackpots up for grabs.  The Mega Millions has a jackpot of about $720 million (5th largest ever) and the Powerball jackpot tonight is up to about a billion dollars (3rd largest ever).  Cue loads of poor people spending all their hard-earned money on a minuscule shot of winning something.  Plus me.  I've bought a few tickets recently - but haven't even come close to winning anything, not matching on even a single number.  But I'm not going to miss the opportunity, no matter how small, of totally changing my life for the better forever.