Breakdancing

So breakdancing is apparently going to become an Olympic sport in 2024.  For reals.  What the f*ck?  Either I’m getting too old, or that is just plain ridiculous.  How the hell do you not make that entirely subjective – how many times can you spin round on your head in 1 minute?  How many full worms can you do in 5 minutes?  Is there like some kind of competitive dance-off?  I despair.