Have you heard of Cameo? It's a website where you can pay a "celebrity" to make a quick personalized video. Well, a friend decided to send me a Cameo as a belated birthday present. And which "celebrity" did I get a personalized 40 second video message from? Well I say personalized, it's really only some basic info about me that my friend provided. Well it pains me to say this, but it was Nigel Farage. My friend thought it was funny. Me, less so. I did not like this idiot wishing me a happy birthday and telling me that Reform will turn Britain around and attract talent like me back to Britain. And Make Britain Great Again. Jesus. And I can't say I'm particularly happy with my friend for giving money to this weenie. My friend's birthday is in November, so I guess I'm supposed to return the favo(u)r by ordering a Cameo for him from ... scrolls through list of celebrities ... nope, I can't do this, it's just too sad. I'll get him something else.
