I don't know what is going on, but a load of my t-shirts have developed grease stains over the last few weeks. Have I forgotten how to eat? Am I turning into a literal lard ball!? I know a couple of occasions where I did accidentally spill some food down myself - but certainly didn't think it was anything particularly greasy, I thought I had successfully treated it with soap and water at the time, and there seem to be a lot more t-shirts with stains than I remember. Or that seems normal. I have used copious amounts of stain remover, but with limited success. I clearly need a wardrobe update.
