One of the unfortunate consequences of the clear and dry weather we've been having recently is that I am once again getting annoyed by my pyromaniac neighbo(u)r. And I have no doubt that he is a pyromaniac, because it is not rational for someone to have a fire burning as often as he does. I don't like seeing all the smoke when I look out of my kitchen window. I don't like what it does to the environment and to the air quality. I don't like the fact that, for the most part, it doesn't seem as though the fire is attended (which legally it should be). I've got this neighbo(u)r's phone number, and I'm almost tempted to ask him directly if he is a pyromaniac. But I don't think that would go well.
